No More Plastic Grocery Bags!!!

I've been hearing this thing on the news about how the government is going to make retailers charge customers .25 cents per plastic grocery bag.  That's why I bought all those reusable cloth bags from Albertson's when they first started selling them for $1 per bag.  Whenever you go to the store with those bags they give you a .05 cent refund per bag so if you bring 3 bags you get .15 cents off on your bill.  It's sort of an incentive to use those cloth bags and eventually the bags pay for themselves.  Sometimes they have a sale like if you buy 4 bottles of the 1 liter bottles of Lipton tea you get a cloth bag for free.

 

I tell you that so I can tell you this.  We bring our cloth bags to the store so we have totally run out of plastic grocery bags which is what I normally use to scoop cat litter into then I put those bags into the 5 lb. buckets that the litter come in (empty buckets of course).  But since I have no more bags I have to just scoop the litter directly into the bucket then to keep the smell down to a minimum I put the lid on it. 

 

Well, you know what happens when there are wet items left inside a closed container don't you?  Condensation happens.  The lid of the bucket has sweat all over it.  Cat urine and feces sweat.  What happens when you open the lid?  The juices fall due to gravity.  Normally when that happens the juices fall to the ground but if your foot is right next to it and you don't have shoes on because you are about ready to go to bed and this is the last thing you do before you go to bed, it falls on your foot.

 

Well, that happened to me tonight.  Cat urine and feces juice all over my foot.  I couldn't do anything about it because I figured I might as well just scoop the litter and get it done fast so I can run to the shower.  I didn't want to shower then scoop cause then I'd have to wash my hands all over again so I just did my duty then ran to the bathroom.

 

Thank you Al Gore for bitching and complaining about global warming.  See what you did to me?

 

Grossed out,

Mike

Pineapple Express

This morning Chip wanted to go to Albertson's to get some meat to BBQ and he decided hey, let's go to Home Town Buffet instead. He said it would probably end up costing us more and all we'd get is the meat but at Home Town Buffet it would be a lot cheaper and we'd get more than just meat. So I said ok good deal. But we got there too early and they were still serving breakfast for another 15 min which to me is no biggy because I love breakfast. Even at dinner time I love breakfast. So then we left there and he said hey, I don't feel like going home, let's go see what's playing at the movies so we went and saw Pineapple Express. Hilarious movie. I myself don't care for pot but I do love a good pot joke lol. Seth Rogan seems to be a very funny guy and he is working his butt off this year doing so many movies.

David Duchovny enters rehab for sex addiction

David Duchovny enters rehab for sex addiction

The link to the news story is gone because the website I got the news story from removed it.

I just cannot imagine David Duchovny going into rehab for sex addiction lol. Ok yes he is allowed to have that problem but after seeing him in so many years of X-Files it just disillusions me you know? It's like finding out your hero is a drug addict. Not that he's my hero but you know what I mean.

GPS for PSP

As some of you know I'm very excited about the GPS module coming this holiday season for the PSP. Well, I just read on the Playstation Blog that it will be out later this year and there is a company who is making a dashboard bracket for the PSP making it easier to navigate the country without needing to hold your PSP while driving lol. Here is a picture.

Now just tell me how I'm supposed to use my PSP while riding a bike without crashing into a car, breaking both my legs and smashing my PSP into a million pieces.

Les Grossman

I just saw a commercial for Tropic Thunder and they are introducing a new actor named Les Grossman. LOL That's hilarious. That is Tom Cruise under all that fat and baldness. He's trying to make a new name for himself as Les Grossman either as a joke or to help boost his career again. Whatever, he was good in that movie.

Hose Water

OMG YUCK! We ran out of the bottled water and I put a few ice cubes in my cup and just got water from the tap because there ain't no way I'm gonna go fill the bottle at 12:40am. OMG so sick. It tastes like hose water. I really wish Bakersfield would clean the water up a bit more. In Los Angeles I could fill my glass with tap water and drink it and it didn't taste any different than bottled water does. Here you fill up a glass with the tap water and it's white instead of clear for a few seconds then it starts turning clear from the bottom to the top. This is not PG&E water either, this is from California Water Service Company in San Jose, CA. I'm still not quite sure why San Jose is in charge of our water. But it's sick. That's another reason for me to miss LA.