Why is it that fart jokes are just so much fun? You are so embarrassed when you do fart when you get caught, that is unless you did it on purpose to get a reaction out of people. Or when you hold out your finger to a child and say pull my finger. It's just that the sound of a fart is hilarious. The smell however is the most nasty, disgusting thing so there is a bad side to it lol.
However, there are some people who just detest making light of a fart. They are such uptight people who think they are better than the rest of the world because they think a fart joke is in bad taste. Uh, Hello! Fart jokes are in bad taste, we realize this. It still makes me laugh when I see someone farting in a movie and they can't control it.
I watch South Park. OK, did I just hear someone say nuff said? That guy is right. South Park is chock full o fart jokes and even though it's so dumb and stupid it's hilarious and I can't stop laughing.
Get over it people. Oh, one more thing, would you do me a favor? Can you just pull my finger? It will make me feel so much better. Go on, you know you want to.
Ahhhhhhhh thank you so much I feel so much better. Now you're gonna want to clear the room. It's for your own safety.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Things that make you go hmmmm...
Things that make you go hmmmm...
I was in the bathroom shaving after I got out of the shower so I can be nice and clean shaven so I don't piss off the dentist who has to have their hand or wrist leaned against my whiskers and I started to wonder, why is it that when you cut your skin it hurts but when you cut off your hair or shave it doesn't hurt at all.
And why is it that it hurts like holy hell if you bend a nail or if someone burns your nail or if you are hung by your nails, but yet you can clip them and nothing. Why are there such double standards?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Dtfi3VkiU
I was in the bathroom shaving after I got out of the shower so I can be nice and clean shaven so I don't piss off the dentist who has to have their hand or wrist leaned against my whiskers and I started to wonder, why is it that when you cut your skin it hurts but when you cut off your hair or shave it doesn't hurt at all.
And why is it that it hurts like holy hell if you bend a nail or if someone burns your nail or if you are hung by your nails, but yet you can clip them and nothing. Why are there such double standards?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2Dtfi3VkiU
Rod Blagojevich Voted Out
I forgot to mention this yesterday when I heard about it but Rod Blagojevich was voted out 58-0. He is no longer the Governor for the state of Illinois.
The 2 things that I liked about him were his hair and his voice, he had that 70's Christmas clay-mation cartoon special voice for Santa CLaus lol. His hair was more like a helmet. If he ever got pulled over by a cop while on a motorcycle the cop would say "just keep wearing your helmet and you will be fine".
The 2 things that I liked about him were his hair and his voice, he had that 70's Christmas clay-mation cartoon special voice for Santa CLaus lol. His hair was more like a helmet. If he ever got pulled over by a cop while on a motorcycle the cop would say "just keep wearing your helmet and you will be fine".
Drew Peterson's Fiance Moves OUT
I am so happy to hear that the new fiance of Drew Peterson has decided to move out. She talked to her father and said that he was starting to be too controlling which was the way he was with Stacy Peterson. He told her that he doesn't want her to work, that he will take care of all of her needs.
This woman's father was probably freaking out thinking that Drew was going to murder his daughter. But he was at the house helping his daughter leave and Drew was telling him F you F you and the father of the fiance called 911. 6 police cars show up and they let them take her stuff but they said the camera guy had to go. So the father told him to take a hike so they can get her out of there. Why was there a camera guy? Maybe it was for a reality show lol who knows.
I'm relieved that she has seen the light though. This guy has no business being with anyone. They showed an interview with Drew Peterson saying that he told her that he was 47 and she said she was 17 and he said he'd look in his law books to make sure it was legal and the legal consenting age was 17 so he said it was ok. Uh, dude! I don't think so. Get a clue. He needs to just live the single life for awhile especially since it's only been a year since his 4th wife Stacy went missing. Geez, he wastes no time at all.
This woman's father was probably freaking out thinking that Drew was going to murder his daughter. But he was at the house helping his daughter leave and Drew was telling him F you F you and the father of the fiance called 911. 6 police cars show up and they let them take her stuff but they said the camera guy had to go. So the father told him to take a hike so they can get her out of there. Why was there a camera guy? Maybe it was for a reality show lol who knows.
I'm relieved that she has seen the light though. This guy has no business being with anyone. They showed an interview with Drew Peterson saying that he told her that he was 47 and she said she was 17 and he said he'd look in his law books to make sure it was legal and the legal consenting age was 17 so he said it was ok. Uh, dude! I don't think so. Get a clue. He needs to just live the single life for awhile especially since it's only been a year since his 4th wife Stacy went missing. Geez, he wastes no time at all.
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