It's Easter! Once again I got screwed out of a basket with candy and eggs. Why is it that when I was a kid the Easter bunny always brought me a basket but as soon as I moved out he stopped coming? You know, I'm starting to think that my parents were the Easter bunny or they were pretending to be.
Well I guess if I'm going to enjoy any of Easter I'm going to have to ride my bike to the grocery store and buy myself some cadbury eggs. Now that it's Easter today all the Easter candy will be on sale like 50% off or more. And over the next week or 2 it's all going to be in grocery baskets by the express lane with 75% off stickers.
Ha so take that you stupid rabbit. Ignore me, I'll show you what's what. I'll get all my Easter junk for 50-75% off. That'll show him.
