Tuesday, April 07, 2009

The Real Housewives of...

Has anyone seen these worthless shows?  "The Real Housewives of..."?  Bravo created this show based on ABC's "Desperate Housewives" and Fox's "The O.C.".  In 2006 they came out with "The Real Housewives of Orange County" based on these rich women who live in a gated community with the exception of one woman who wasn't as rich and lived somewhere else in a lesser form of housing, a town house, as opposed to a mansion or a "Penthouse".

I personally would never watch these shows on my own.  Chip just loves them.  I don't know why.  I guess I'm only a little gay because I just don't see it.  Gay or not, I'm still a dude and dude's don't watch this stuff.  I might as well be braiding a girl's hair while watching Oprah.

It all started with the real housewives of Orange County in 2006 but then in 2008 they came out with the real housewives of Atlanta and New York.  Now, tonight they are showing a sneak peak of the real housewives of New Jersey.

When will it end?  What's next?  The real housewives of Boulder, Colorado?  The real housewives of Flagstaff, Arizona?  The real housewives of Salt Lake City, Utah?  That would be interesting because all the women would have the same last name.

Listen, I'm not knocking them for having a show because everyone is certainly entitled to their 15 minutes of fame and frankly, I don't have to watch it.  Although, when I go into the living room it's either Bill O'Reiley, Nancy Grace or these bitches.  The only way I am ever able to spend any "quality" time with Chip is by having to endure these shows.  Or, I could just sit there staring at the TV but really be in my own little world thinking about all the TV shows I could be watching in my bedroom.

You know what would make a good reality show?  The Real Housegays of West Hollywood.  That would be fun to watch because if you've ever been to West Hollywood you would know that all the gays there are either pumped up or they are wearing pumps.  Either way it's a good time.

Stargate

I've always loved the show Stargate SG-1 but only watched it occasionally but since I wasn't a regular watcher of the show I was always lost.  So a couple of months ago I decided to sit and watch it every day when it came on Sci-Fi.  I started paying attention to it when Ben Browder came onto the show.  No reason why I paid attention to him, just a coincidence lol.  Don't put any thought into it lol.

I know that I'm still probably lost and I figured that they would be nearing the end of the last season soon so I can start watching it from the beginning again but I don't know when that will be.

Stargate Universe will be coming in the fall and I really want to be caught up by then.  Although, it doesn't look like it's from the same era, it looks like it might be in the future but I won't know until it comes on.  I want to be really caught up with SG-1 before I start watching SGU anyway.

Yesterday I bought the original 1994 Stargate movie which I have seen before but I want to start it all over by watching the movie.  Plus I'm sure there are some bonus features.  Maybe.  I'll have to wait until it comes in the mail.

I also bought another Stargate which I had no idea even existed.  "Stargate Infinity: The Complete Series" which apparently is a cartoon with half hour episodes.  There was only 1 season so it wasn't a very good one I guess lol.  I can only assume they were trying to target the show to kids because some of the cast members were teenagers lol.  As if Stargate Command would have teenager soldiers fighting the fight.  Hilarious.  I bought it because it's campy to me.

I was going to start buying each season on DVD but there are 10 seasons at $21 each and I can buy the entire series in a big box for $115 and get 2 bonus discs with all bonus features.  So I'm just going to do that.  I'm going to have to wait until next month though to set aside half then on my birthday pay for the rest so this will be my birthday present to myself lol.

When I'm done with all that then I'm going to buy Stargate Atlantis.  Although, I might wait until they have the entire series in a box.  Right now I think they only have each season sold individually.  I will work on getting that before the fall so I'm REALLy caught up hehe.

Easter

It's that time of year again where all the kids of America gorge themselves on hard boiled eggs and chocolate rabbits.  For Christians, Easter is a celebration of the resurrection of Jesus Christ but for children it's the celebration of the Easter Bunny coming to bring them baskets filled with cavities and egg farts.

It's a joyous occasion for all, whether they be christians, pagans, athiests and children because no matter what you believe, you still get to eat junk food for the day then ham for dinner and then ham sandwiches for the next few days afterwards.

I've been enjoying Easter for the last 2 months since the stores took down the Valentine's day goodies and started putting the Easter candy in.  My dentist loves the business that I give him.

Songs for my Bike Ride

I have a very long playlist in my Mp3 player for my bike ride of 637 songs.  That's quite a bit of songs to hear and obviously I can't listen to them all during my bike ride so I have it going at random so it plays the songs randomly instead of in order.  It just makes sense right?  Because then it sounds like a radio station.

Ok so why not just play the radio?  Well because the radio doesn't play all the stuff I like to listen to.  Actually the radio station I listen to is KLLY 95.3 Fm in Bakersfield, CA and I don't complain about anything they play.  I like everything they play.  And if I don't care for a song it grows on me lol.

I just bought 2 more songs from itunes to add to my very long queue of songs.  Madonna - Womanizer and All American Rejects - Gives you hell.  I've wanted that AAR song for a long time and so now I got it yay.  The Britney Spears song I never thought I'd ever download.  I don't really care for her because of how crazy she is but that song does grow on you after awhile.  We hear it on the radio in the car all the time so now I have it downloaded lol.