I Need More Friends

Everyday when I get on my computer I load AIM and Yahoo messenger and it's the same thing everyday. Nobody is ever online. There are a few people who come online but I'm not allowed to IM them at certain times. Like take for example my friend Alyce. I can't IM her during the day because she is working so I have to wait until 6pm to ask her if she's still working and the last week she hasn't been online at all. She goes invisible so nobody will IM her. My sister is online on Yahoo but she is also at work and she doesn't like to be bothered by me anyway so I just don't bother IMing her. I don't know what I did but she's usually short with me. Then there are a few other people that I never IM because they always have their away message on. I have a bunch of people on my buddy lists but usually only 5% of them are ever online and that 5% doesn't want to talk to me. I need more friends.