Bad Luck

I have the worst luck of anybody in this whole universe.  I don't know what I ever did, maybe my karma sucks really bad.  I went to ride my bike for a minute or 2 so I could see if the bent tire would be ok and as soon as I opened the back gate then set my bike up with the kickstand so I could close the gate, the kickstand went back in and the bike fell and guess what?  My brand new rear view mirror broke right off.  So now I need a new one.  I've had bad luck with crazy glue and plastic.  If I glued it with crazy glue then every time I adjust it it will fall off.  ARGH!