The New Mickey Rourke

What the heck happened to sex symbol Mickey Rourke?  Ok, I know I don't have any room to talk, I used to be skinny and cute but my problem is I quit smoking and gained weight and my hair fell out and I just transformed into this George Kastanza lookin guy.  But Mickey Rourke, he's got money, if something is wrong he can fix it.  In fact, he did try to fix something because he had plastic surgery.  Why?  If it ain't broke why fix it?

Take a look at these before and after shots.  What a transformation from hot to DUDE!  WTF!