The Real Housewives of...

Has anyone seen these worthless shows?  "The Real Housewives of..."?  Bravo created this show based on ABC's "Desperate Housewives" and Fox's "The O.C.".  In 2006 they came out with "The Real Housewives of Orange County" based on these rich women who live in a gated community with the exception of one woman who wasn't as rich and lived somewhere else in a lesser form of housing, a town house, as opposed to a mansion or a "Penthouse".

I personally would never watch these shows on my own.  Chip just loves them.  I don't know why.  I guess I'm only a little gay because I just don't see it.  Gay or not, I'm still a dude and dude's don't watch this stuff.  I might as well be braiding a girl's hair while watching Oprah.

It all started with the real housewives of Orange County in 2006 but then in 2008 they came out with the real housewives of Atlanta and New York.  Now, tonight they are showing a sneak peak of the real housewives of New Jersey.

When will it end?  What's next?  The real housewives of Boulder, Colorado?  The real housewives of Flagstaff, Arizona?  The real housewives of Salt Lake City, Utah?  That would be interesting because all the women would have the same last name.

Listen, I'm not knocking them for having a show because everyone is certainly entitled to their 15 minutes of fame and frankly, I don't have to watch it.  Although, when I go into the living room it's either Bill O'Reiley, Nancy Grace or these bitches.  The only way I am ever able to spend any "quality" time with Chip is by having to endure these shows.  Or, I could just sit there staring at the TV but really be in my own little world thinking about all the TV shows I could be watching in my bedroom.

You know what would make a good reality show?  The Real Housegays of West Hollywood.  That would be fun to watch because if you've ever been to West Hollywood you would know that all the gays there are either pumped up or they are wearing pumps.  Either way it's a good time.