I would like to say that I'm not really much of a political person unless my rights as a human being are being threatened then I'm all about it. I have no idea who Christine O'Donnell is, I know who Chris O'Donnell is though, he's cute. But I digress, this woman who is running for Senate is out of her bloody mind if she thinks I'm going to vote for her based on her 1996 anti-masturbation campaign on MTV.
Ok look, I really don't give a hoot what she says about it because I find it hilarious that she's even giving it a thought and telling people that they are going to hell for lust because it doesn't matter what you do, if there is a hell we're all going there. Unless you die at birth, you have sinned and you're going to hell for it. Even if you wear glasses you aren't going to heaven, you can be sure of that, it says so in the bible. Lev 21:23 look it up.
"Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the alter, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them."
Blemish means defect of any kind such as eye defect as in needing to wear glasses whether it's for reading or if you are completely blind. What about deaf people? Do they fall unto this categoryeth? Maybe even male pattern baldness or a pimple or dare I suggest, a yeast infection? So squeeze out all those blackheads, go to the hair club for men, get some contact lenses and stop wearing pants that are so tight I can see your cameltoe. Oh and fat people, that is what gets me, all these fat people think their getting into heaven LOL. Hello! Sloth party of 2.
Let's see, I'm a sloth, bald, I wear glasses and I LOVE to masturbate.... I'm going to hell for a very long time.
I didn't even know about this until Jen Kirkman said so on Twitter. Here is her tweet that I am retweeting.
"What.... a communist. RT @JenKirkman: Christine O'Donnell is against masturbation - yet she's America's biggest jerk-off."
Thanks Jen darling.
Christine O'Donnell's 1996 Anti-Masturbation Campaign On MTV's 'Sex In The 90s' (VIDEO)
Christine O'Donnell won the Republican nomination for senator in Delaware tonight, and Rachel Maddow wasted no time showing the footage she obtained of O'Donnell's 1996 appearance on MTV's "Sex In The 90s" TV show.
O'Donnell, it seems, is opposed to masturbation, and considers looking at pornography akin to adultery. And back in the 90s, though the hair was different and Joan Osborne's 90's mainstay "One Of Us" played in the background, O'Donnell maintained a similar stance: "The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. You can't masturbate without lust!"
A must watch:
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