Steve Don't Eat It!

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HILARIOUS!  I could only get up to the swollen corn.  I saw the pictures and was like I'm done lol.  I didn't have the stomach to read the rest.

Political Pumpkins

Today we were at the doctors office and I was thinking I wonder if I can find a John McCain pumpkin pattern to carve.  Then maybe 20 minutes later Chip asked if I could find a John McCain pumpkin pattern and I was like OMG I was just thinking about that today hehe.  So... I looked and found one.  He also wanted me to do this Hilary pumpkin for his friend from high school.

Wednesday Night Shows

Well, I've decided that if I can watch Knight Rider on the NBC website the next morning then I can also watch Pushing Daisies on the ABC website after that.  I would much rather watch Ghost Hunters from 7-10 then Destination Truth at 10.  Tonight's Ghost Hunters at 9pm they are going to be at the plantation in the movie Interview with a Vampire.  That's pretty cool.

Halloween Pumpkins

I will not be carving pumpkins this year live on webcam due to lack of interest.  And I won't be carving a real pumpkin too.  I have 2 tall and 1 small fake pumpkins from Michael's that I'm gonna put regular faces on.  I don't want to use a scene that I normally do because these pumpkins will last forever (in a landfill hehe).

Here are the patterns I'm thinking of doing.  I might change them who knows.  These are just the patterns so as soon as I carve them I will get pictures (of course) and then add the pictures to my Halloween page.

Video Game Videos

Well, I'm sure there are people waiting for me to make some videos of my video gameplay for YouTube but I just can't find the time between watching That 70's show and Reba reruns and watching all new episodes of my shows and it just cuts into my lounging time.

In allseriousness, with my carpel tunnel syndrome I've been laying off the games because it makes my hands so numb and then I have to stop the video to shake it off.  I'm also really into playing Lego Batman that I just got a couple weeks ago.  I want to get to know the game a bit more so I can do a very quick run through in level 1 so I can give an idea of what it looks like without taking too long to do it.  YouTube allows 10 min, that's it.  If you don't know the level it may take an hour just to get through 1 level.

So, even though I have a lot of games to video tape I will do it soon.

Kern Wheelmen Bicycle Club

This website might help me for a good bike route.  Bakersfield put in a bike path along the kern river beginning at the Mouth of Kern Canyon, the Kern River Parkway includes over 6,000 acres of trails, parks and waterways extending over 30 miles westerly to Highway I5.  There is a bike club that does trips which go out of the bike path which starts at Beach Park, goes for 42.5 miles in a circle and ends right back at Beach Park.  The bike ride to Beach Park from our house is only 2.7 miles.

Of course before I can do this ride I'm going to have to get used to riding my bike again.  Also all the people on the picture in this website are all athletes and they are all in shape so before I even think about joining their club I need to be as fit as they are.  I would lag too far behind these guys.

Well, this is the website address:  www.kernwheelmen.org

I hope some day I will be as skinny and fit as I used to be a long time ago.  I feel that I am wasting my life being fat.

EDIT:  I just went to the store for some Tuna Helper and I'm very happy to say that the ride didn't hurt my leg muscles like it normally would.  Which can only mean one thing...  that my legs are getting used to the exercise which is very good news because the more I exercise those muscles the easier it will be to ride longer distances.