Some of these commercials are so inappropriate today. I'm serious. I mean, why do I have to hear about douching and penis enlargement and condoms and lube on my TV?
Just last night I saw a commercial for a vibrator. Uh, excuse me? Why are these commercials being played on regular TV? Why can't they be played on TVs at the sex shoppes? They also show commercials for cock pumps. Hello? WTF! I don't want to see cock pumps and vibrators and penis enlargement pills commercials.
Why are we being bombarded with all this stuff? When I was a kid in the 70's - 80's it was enough to have to endure maxi pad, tampon commercials. I didn't even know what Summers Eve was all about because the women were always running through a field in slow motion. I finally figured it out when I was a teenager what that was all about and I was like eww.
The worst moment to see these commercials is when you are sitting in a room with a family member like an aunt or your mom or your grandmother. Or worse, you are a guy and you are seeing a commercial about lube or cock pumps and your kid is sitting there watching too. Not only are you embarrassed but I'm sure they want to just crawl under a rock and die.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Michael Phelps Pot Scandal
I didn't watch the Olympics. There, I said it. But I did admire Michael Phelps for his wins in last years Olympics in China. Good for you, you go boy.
He recently went to a party and was smoking from a pot pipe and someone decided to snap a picture of him with their cell phone while smoking pot.
First of all, I'm not advocating pot or drug use but who cares? Who hasn't smoked pot from a bong or a pot pipe at a party? Come on! Who freakin' cares! He's an adult. I've smoked pot when I was 15 all the way through the age of 23. I occasionally smoke a joint "if" it's being passed around. I'm not an addict and I'm pretty sure that Michael Phelps is not a pot head either.
He apologized and his endorsements have accepted his apology and they basically said they don't really care. Although the South Carolina authorities where he was spotted smoking pot are considering a criminal charge against the Olympic Superstar.
Give the man a break, he won all this gold for our country fair and square and not under the influence of any illegal substance. So he smoked pot, don't put him in jail.
He recently went to a party and was smoking from a pot pipe and someone decided to snap a picture of him with their cell phone while smoking pot.
First of all, I'm not advocating pot or drug use but who cares? Who hasn't smoked pot from a bong or a pot pipe at a party? Come on! Who freakin' cares! He's an adult. I've smoked pot when I was 15 all the way through the age of 23. I occasionally smoke a joint "if" it's being passed around. I'm not an addict and I'm pretty sure that Michael Phelps is not a pot head either.
He apologized and his endorsements have accepted his apology and they basically said they don't really care. Although the South Carolina authorities where he was spotted smoking pot are considering a criminal charge against the Olympic Superstar.
Give the man a break, he won all this gold for our country fair and square and not under the influence of any illegal substance. So he smoked pot, don't put him in jail.
Monday, February 02, 2009
The View at the dentist
I was at Western Dental this morning and I signed in and sat down and thought to myself, "CRAP!" because I looked at the tv and it was the view. Normally they have the cartoon network on. Believe me, I would much rather sit there watching Spongebob Squarepants than sit there watching 5 women yelling at their guest or each other.
Today it was this guy who filmed a documentary about the way Gov. Palin was treated by the media since John McCain made her his Vice President running mate. They beat her up in many different ways such as with her pregnant teenage daughter, the turkey being slaughtered behind her lol, her accent, the fact that she shoots Rocky and Bullwinkle, how dumb she was etc.
These View bitches were just going off on this guy because they can. I can't quote what they were saying but they didn't like any answer he had and that comedian gal, I forgot her name but she has a raspy voice, oh Joy, she kept yelling "can I finish can I finish" lol.
Can someone please shoot me now? I was like please call my name please call my name. I'd rather have a root canal right now. They finally called me but luckily I didn't get a root canal. I was supposed to but didn't.
I have to go back tomorrow at 10am, let's hope the view isn't on when I'm there again otherwise I will have to beg to be knocked out while I wait.
Today it was this guy who filmed a documentary about the way Gov. Palin was treated by the media since John McCain made her his Vice President running mate. They beat her up in many different ways such as with her pregnant teenage daughter, the turkey being slaughtered behind her lol, her accent, the fact that she shoots Rocky and Bullwinkle, how dumb she was etc.
These View bitches were just going off on this guy because they can. I can't quote what they were saying but they didn't like any answer he had and that comedian gal, I forgot her name but she has a raspy voice, oh Joy, she kept yelling "can I finish can I finish" lol.
Can someone please shoot me now? I was like please call my name please call my name. I'd rather have a root canal right now. They finally called me but luckily I didn't get a root canal. I was supposed to but didn't.
I have to go back tomorrow at 10am, let's hope the view isn't on when I'm there again otherwise I will have to beg to be knocked out while I wait.
Sunday, February 01, 2009
New Craft Idea
I've been thinking of a new craft idea during the last few days (or week) but I don't really know for sure. Wood Burning. You can print a picture or pattern then trace it onto the wood using a special paper that is like carbon paper but for wood burning. I guess if you use regular carbon paper it would probably not transfer as good as it transfers onto paper and would make it harder to see the pattern to burn it with the burning tool.
I do want to buy the wood burning tool though because it has other functions like it can be used to solder which I need. And also you can attach an exacto blade to it and it heats the blade up so you can cut things like the stuff you stick fake flowers into which I have used in the past to make the "Pretty Birdhouses" clock and key minder. I had to use a butter knife to cut it but when I did that it got all this white crap all over the place.
I googled wood burning patterns today and found a site (which I failed to bookmark) that has all these pictures of things that people have made (as well as hundreds of free patterns to print) and these things were so neat. This one person wood burning a picture of horses on the seat of a chair and the back of the chair had this certain pattern. It was really cool and shows that it's not specifically for pieces of wood, it can be done on furniture too like coffee tables and chairs and TV trays which someone also took a picture of a horse on a TV tray. Of course you can do other things, not just horses hehe.
You can also do peoples faces, sort of like portraits of family members from pictures. Since I'm not even a beginner yet I can't even start thinking about portraits lol. I haven't even bought the tools yet or any pieces of wood. If I do start I'm going to start off with something easy from the beginners guide. Maybe make a address plate or something lol. Or maybe a coat rack as a gift for someone. We will see. Right now I don't have any money to even think about this craft but I think that I can do it soon, like in a month or 2.
I do want to buy the wood burning tool though because it has other functions like it can be used to solder which I need. And also you can attach an exacto blade to it and it heats the blade up so you can cut things like the stuff you stick fake flowers into which I have used in the past to make the "Pretty Birdhouses" clock and key minder. I had to use a butter knife to cut it but when I did that it got all this white crap all over the place.
I googled wood burning patterns today and found a site (which I failed to bookmark) that has all these pictures of things that people have made (as well as hundreds of free patterns to print) and these things were so neat. This one person wood burning a picture of horses on the seat of a chair and the back of the chair had this certain pattern. It was really cool and shows that it's not specifically for pieces of wood, it can be done on furniture too like coffee tables and chairs and TV trays which someone also took a picture of a horse on a TV tray. Of course you can do other things, not just horses hehe.
You can also do peoples faces, sort of like portraits of family members from pictures. Since I'm not even a beginner yet I can't even start thinking about portraits lol. I haven't even bought the tools yet or any pieces of wood. If I do start I'm going to start off with something easy from the beginners guide. Maybe make a address plate or something lol. Or maybe a coat rack as a gift for someone. We will see. Right now I don't have any money to even think about this craft but I think that I can do it soon, like in a month or 2.
Super Bowl Sunday
Today the Super Bowl is on but I'm not a jock. I'm a nerd. I would much rather watch Ghost Hunters and Ghost Hunters International from 9am to 1am on Sci-Fi channel.
When I think of a Ghost hunting show I think of Ghost Hunters. They are so professional when they do their job. They don't run screaming like girls, well, except for that time that Brian yelled DUDE RUN and he and another guy were running in a prison.
There is a show with the exorcist herself Linda Blair as the host and Zelda Rubinstein as narrator called Scariest Places on Earth but I don't like it because they bring families in with their camcorder facing them and then they are holding a camcorder showing what they are seeing. But the problem is that these people are so scared, it's like watching the Blair witch project. They are screaming and crying and acting like such babies. They've seen the show, they see that people act like scaredy cats, why do they go on that show? Well, besides of course being that they are going to be on TV and they will be famous in their town hehe.
I would much rather watch people who are trying to gather their evidence to either debunk it and give a rational explanation for whats happening and occasionally get actual EVP's and videos of something than watching people screaming and crying.
When I think of a Ghost hunting show I think of Ghost Hunters. They are so professional when they do their job. They don't run screaming like girls, well, except for that time that Brian yelled DUDE RUN and he and another guy were running in a prison.
There is a show with the exorcist herself Linda Blair as the host and Zelda Rubinstein as narrator called Scariest Places on Earth but I don't like it because they bring families in with their camcorder facing them and then they are holding a camcorder showing what they are seeing. But the problem is that these people are so scared, it's like watching the Blair witch project. They are screaming and crying and acting like such babies. They've seen the show, they see that people act like scaredy cats, why do they go on that show? Well, besides of course being that they are going to be on TV and they will be famous in their town hehe.
I would much rather watch people who are trying to gather their evidence to either debunk it and give a rational explanation for whats happening and occasionally get actual EVP's and videos of something than watching people screaming and crying.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Fart Jokes
Why is it that fart jokes are just so much fun? You are so embarrassed when you do fart when you get caught, that is unless you did it on purpose to get a reaction out of people. Or when you hold out your finger to a child and say pull my finger. It's just that the sound of a fart is hilarious. The smell however is the most nasty, disgusting thing so there is a bad side to it lol.
However, there are some people who just detest making light of a fart. They are such uptight people who think they are better than the rest of the world because they think a fart joke is in bad taste. Uh, Hello! Fart jokes are in bad taste, we realize this. It still makes me laugh when I see someone farting in a movie and they can't control it.
I watch South Park. OK, did I just hear someone say nuff said? That guy is right. South Park is chock full o fart jokes and even though it's so dumb and stupid it's hilarious and I can't stop laughing.
Get over it people. Oh, one more thing, would you do me a favor? Can you just pull my finger? It will make me feel so much better. Go on, you know you want to.
Ahhhhhhhh thank you so much I feel so much better. Now you're gonna want to clear the room. It's for your own safety.
However, there are some people who just detest making light of a fart. They are such uptight people who think they are better than the rest of the world because they think a fart joke is in bad taste. Uh, Hello! Fart jokes are in bad taste, we realize this. It still makes me laugh when I see someone farting in a movie and they can't control it.
I watch South Park. OK, did I just hear someone say nuff said? That guy is right. South Park is chock full o fart jokes and even though it's so dumb and stupid it's hilarious and I can't stop laughing.
Get over it people. Oh, one more thing, would you do me a favor? Can you just pull my finger? It will make me feel so much better. Go on, you know you want to.
Ahhhhhhhh thank you so much I feel so much better. Now you're gonna want to clear the room. It's for your own safety.
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